Pete Prodoehl 🍕rasterweb@mastodon.social
Apr 8, 2026, 9:58 PM@cigitalgem @vees I seem to recall someone answering with "By placing this call you agree to be billed at $9.99 per minute" or something similar.
I usually start with "How may I assist you on this fine day?" or "Please state the nature of this call." and even those rarely gets a response.