A Slightly Orange Catmbrailer
Dec 14, 2025, 11:03 PMSpoiler alert: The first female president will be Ivanka, and she won't be elected -- Trump will just appoint her a la Kim Jong Un. Anyone expressing outrage over this blatant constitutional violation will be dismissed as misogynist: "What's-a matter, libby-lib? I thought you wanted a woman president!"
The Hill: Pelosi predicts first female president ‘within this next generation’
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5648622-next-generation-woman-president/