I hope it’s fun for friends to know however that the first thing Brian did, BEFORE we had verified we weren’t about to die or become very sick from a Sydney Funnel Web spider bite, was yell in Forrest Gump’s voice, “SOMETHING BIT ME!”

So if I ever DO die of a snake or spider bite, you are ORDERED to pressure my family to inscribe below my birth & death dates a picture of Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump + the quote, “SOMETHING BIT ME!”

It’s clearly a mockery of my hilarious end that Brian would want.