After handling camels, always wash your hands with antibactrian soap.

What if football allowed a team to capture players from the other?

Keir Starmer's problem is obviously that his shirt collars are too tight, restricting blood flow to the brain.

It's so hot that the schools are allowing the kids to wear shorts.

Ant spotting in the New Forest. She's on a mission.

@futurebird

Pachelbel: Canon
Tchaikovsky: Cannon!

I gave in and bought a slightly fancy bike computer and the optional cadence sensor. For reasons I fail to comprehend, the best price by some margin was getting the main unit on Amazon (evil, I know) and the sensor through Decathlon (less evil than Sports Direct, I think), both from the same "marketplace" retailer that doesn't seem to have their own web shop.

Royal Mail is confused. These two are the same item. The long number was added automatically.

His Majesty's Revenge and Costumes

Does anyone have suggestions for some good #cycling routes around #Southampton suitable for children (6 and 12)?

Bike shopping recently, I noticed a few things:

- Wheels have grown from 26" to 29".
- Gears have shrunk from 3x8 to 1x10.
- Cycle "computers" have GPS now and cost as much as a bike.

I bought a bicycle. It doesn't need an app. It doesn't even have a single electrical wire. Quite refreshing.

There is a creature in Australia that listens to all your conversations. It's the eavesdropbear.

Age vilification.

48 hours is 5 days, Royal Mail said so.

People who eat only triangular food are called wedgetarians.

Why do they call it volleyball when there is only one ball?

Which would you get rid of first?

Pics and it still didn't happen.

What is the maximum value of an unsigned 8-bit integer?