Sleepy kitten

I'm cleaning up an old Windows 10 computer that we have to keep using because $REASONS and I'd forgotten how incompetent the progress indicators are in Windows. This 0 seconds was about 5 minutes.

What does the cat do after waking us up at 05.30?
#catsofmastodon #cats #snoozing

Sir Sprockerbee the Valiant regrets to inform you that it is not within his power to cancel #Monday.

#Sprocket #ThreeLeggedCat #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

Let’s face it: a finger’s just an appetizer. #CatsOfMastodon #RipleyAndJonesy #JustJonesy

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

This is the globular cluster M56 in Lyra, under a nearly full moon. I was testing out a different and much more automated capture software. Otherwise, I would have waited for a darker night. #science #astronomy

Oh no, is Knold melting?🙀

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold #HeatWave

May your #Caturday be as comfy as this. ❤️
#CatsOfMastodon

Sir and Cupcake doing their Statler and Waldorf impression. Then Sir decides it’s time to sprawl out. “Personal space? Never heard of it.” #catsofmastodon #caturday

@Thayer After being in hiding all day during the heatwave, Moumoune has come out, working on her tan.

#catsOfMastodon

@Bwee @catsalad As you wish 😻

#Trump promises to open the reflecting pool to shipping in 2 days

@catsalad

Cat, as requested.

Three stages of a yawn. Is #WhiskersWednesday
really that boring?

#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold

I've smashed 4 car windows to rescue dogs from hot cars today already. I haven't found any yet but I'm not giving up

#DogsOfMastodon #Heat #Cars

“In Boston in particular people have become enamoured of the Scottish,” says Pitman. “So much so that the mayor has officially made Glasgow our new sister city.”

With the arrival of the Scots came a clear uptick in business.

“We ran out of two kinds of beer on draft,” Pitman says. “We did somewhere in the neighbourhood of $60,000 in sales in one day.”

https://www.irishtimes.com/food/drink/2026/06/24/we-hit-the-jackpot-with-the-scottish-irish-pubs-in-the-us-report-world-cup-bonanza/

@catsalad @maddiefuzz been reading the laundry files?

Fluff level: legendary. ✨🐱
#CatsOfMastodon

Theory: while a member of the EU the British state forgot how to be statesmanlike because all of the important policies were effectively set by the EU and local politicians only squabbled about distracting bullshit. Now that they have to do real governing they are lost, they have forgotten how. Outside of the EU the UK is just a shithole.