That second bol of coffee was, of course, a mistake

#HairyEyeball

Fuck ‘em up Leo! Fuck ‘em to Hell!

https://apnews.com/article/vatican-traditionalist-pope-latin-st-pius-6570c6bcc0784f4b9229e20bdec4e5aa

I went punting in Oxford today, against my better judgment. Have some wildlife.

[Here, for your delectation, is a punchline for a ?joke that hasn’t been written yet.]

Four de Trance

#Spoonerisms #wordplay

I know a lot of folks turn to the Tom Holland "Umbrella" video when they need a pick-me-up, but here's my usual go-to:

90-second Newbery: A Wrinkle in Time https://youtu.be/GxdQOWB6OB8?is=_jwU-CplsJhwW1as

When you suddenly feel like you're being watched and then notice a squirrel staring at you from the window ledge 😁

#Life

Your daily affirmation:
It's ok to feel misunderstood.
It's ok to wear a cloak made of haunted dolls.
There are no limits to your weirdness in this world.

A closer look (yay, superzoom) at our riverside surprise. 2/2

My daughter and I rounded the corner on the river trail and found, when the trees opened up, this enormous beauty at eye level not two yards away. Startling and spectacular. (We backed away to give em eir space, and then I zoomed in for the picture.)

Sake. I forced myself to grill the aubergines in the 35C heat because they were at the "turn your back on us one more time and we'll liquify" stage, but now I'm going to have to actually eat the bastard things and I don't want to because what I actually want are the cheese scones I just took out of the oven, with a side order of biscuits.

#AdultingIsShit #Life

Madness again showing itself as the 12th July approaches. The OO has many other routes it can take. How much is this costing the taxpayer as they go to court again, demanding something they haven’t had for decades? And what part of the word NO are they unable to understand? #OrangeOrder #Racism #NorthernIreland #Drumcree #Loyalists

Emergency High Court challenge lodged seeking to overturn Drumcree parade ban | Belfast Telegraph https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/emergency-high-court-challenge-lodged-seeking-to-overturn-drumcree-parade-ban/a/158173824.html

@mkwadee I love that your header is an animation of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion 😁

Never stop nerding, Fedizens - I love you all ❤️ 😁

Global targeting of Israel's biggest transport partner, DSV, continues across Europe.

Palestine Action focused on their offices in Hamburg yesterday.

#FreePalestine

A random red panda picture

Natureposting will continue until morale improves

before the strom #photography #mountains #pylons #powerlinesinhohetauern

Ooh, this looks like a really good book and I would like to read it

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/tiny-gardens-everywhere-9781847929259

- Afternoon
- Mmmmppphhhh
- Well, aye. Indeed.

#sillyScribbles #googlyEyes

RE: https://mastodon.world/@MJmusicinears/116848688297924030

Of course they arrested him. Nazis are cowards and despise the truth.