There are two races, white and political.

There are two genders, male or political.

There are two sexual orientations, straight or political.

-Emma Vossen

And now it is time for some dad jokes now 😂

Yeesh, Wet Bulb Globe Temperature (which measures the amount of heat stress and likelihood of getting heat illness and heat stroke) is "Extreme" for most of the East Coast right now. Stay safe/cool all!

(Note: this is different than actual air temperature, and accounts for humidity)

https://digital.weather.gov/

#heatwave #climateemergency #wbgt

God I love this city.

#FensterFreitag #WindowFriday #StarTrek #photography

*slides into your DMs* *attempts to come to a stop but fails* *continues sliding, entirely unable to control motion* *crashes into the mastodon "collections" tab* *knocks over a giant pile of starter packs, which promptly fall into your bookmarks* *your bookmarks are now full of starter packs*

Oh whoops laying off your engineers and replacing them with AI didn't work out? You lost all the goodwill of your remaining employees and the skill of the ones who left? Poor baby, who could have done this to you https://eshumarneedi.com/2026/07/03/zuckerberg-admits-metas-layoffs-were.html

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Twinsies!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #funny #blackcat #cat #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

#infosec #sysadmin #bofh

Putin’s Knob and the Curse of The Rotting Choad!

Suck my non existent dick.

Researchers conclude that:

“After billions of doses, we now have an extraordinary amount of scientific evidence...This review affirms that mRNA vaccines are a safe and highly effective platform."

#Vaccines #News #mRNA #Safe

https://news.ubc.ca/2026/06/mrna-vaccines-are-safe-effective-and-full-of-promise/

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Right now, the only thing holding back most police from deploying armed drones and robots is the policies of companies and the social stigma surrounding the issue. Neither of these will hold forever. We need regulation. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/06/lawmakers-must-act-now-prevent-armed-police-drones

#Meme #Humour

On this #CanadaDay I'm struck by how few Americans know their government and the Russians are involved in a psyop in Alberta to incite a separatist movement. The goal: force a populist referendum to leave #Canada and join the #USA.

Albertans are being swayed by glitzy YouTube influencer videos, many of which are #AI generated abroad,, to suggest their lives would be better in the US. You know, Florida mansions, control over immigration, pristine health care, high valued US dollar, and other grass is greener lies. Very #Brexit-esque, Cambridge Analytica playbook.

As the US under this administration seeks to capture and manipulate oil internationally, Hormuz and Venezsudentenland are not enough. They are coming for the Canadian oil fields not with arms, but with algorithmically amplified #disinformation and millions of corrupt dollars to influence an election in their favor. For Russia, cracking Canada means destabilizing yet another Western democracy in the international illiberal project, plus Canada recently signed an agreement to provide drones to the #Ukraine.

How can you help?

I wish I could say call your Congressional Rep, and that might still work in some districts. However, this is digital guerilla warfare, and we still don't have good innoculation against it.

Any information you can get out there on social media --about what it is really like to live in the US (maybe more about how actually likely it is to own a mansion or paying for your health care!), about how disinformation campaigns work, about what happened to democracies that voted to shoot themselves in the face based on peddled lies and are now dealing with the consequences (hello #UK), would help. Please tag Alberta separatism to ensure the message gets out.

And tell your friends. People need to know this is going on.

#elbowsup

Receipts:

https://thewalrus.ca/alberta-separatism-fuelled-by-russian-networks-and-us-influencers/

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/co-ordinated-network-of-fake-youtube-channels-pushing-alberta-secession-and-us-annexation-narrative-report-finds/

https://www.cdmrn.ca/slopaganda-the-inauthentic-youtube-network-selling-secession-to-albertans

https://thetyee.ca/News/2026/04/21/Dishonest-Online-Campaign-Support-Alberta-Separatism/

https://disifnowatch.org broke this story with international journalists' help: see: https://disinfowatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Alberta-and-Foreign-Interference-Report-Final-052026-web.pdf

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/06/lawmakers-must-act-now-prevent-armed-police-drones
Time for air defense munitions.

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🚨 Beyond the limit 🚨

New ESO study finds that current proposals to launch 1.7+ million satellites into orbit would have devastating consequences for astronomy.

The most extreme proposals come from SpaceX & Reflect Orbital

1/4

📷 F. Kamphues, ESO/M. Kornmesser

#astrodon #astronomy #astrophysics #space #science #environment #pollution

Happy Canada Day!

The Indigenous flag was designed by artist Curtis Wilson (d 2019).

The renowned artist was born and raised in the Ligwilda’xw territories and he was a member of the Wei Wai Kum First Nation in Campbell River.

""Every day is a learning experience we must do our best to pass on the knowledge to our future generations." ~ Curtis Wilson

#Canada #CanadaDay #FirstNations #IndigenousPeople #AltText

Nothing wrong here my death won’t cure.