@ai6yr
They should disallow rebates on any Tesla vehicle. After all, that wouldn't be very efficient, would it? We can't have big government getting in the way. Private industry knows what's best and Tesla doesn't need a handout.

#ThisIsSoStupidButItMadeMeLaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DVedrW9jvQ2/

I made taro smoothies just now and that turned out better than expected. The roots when cooked looked like grey mashed potatoes. Adding lactose free milk and sweetened condensed oatmilk and ice and blending, turned out good!

a favorite

tfw you are drinking the blood of virgins and it is not working.

we are all going to age and slowly fall apart. that's a very important part of the human experience, how we come to our end. the third part of life is an exercise in coming to terms with that. and rich people have decided they don't have to come to terms with that, they can take hormones and get fillers and do all manner of weird shit to their hair, and i refuse to pretend that is healthy or normal for a human being in the twilight years of their life. it's fucked up. have some dignity.

AND IT EJACULATES!

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/116854648785434093

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

In Kärnten ist eine grell-pinke Heuschrecke entdeckt worden, Grund für diese extrem coole Farbe ist eine genetische Mutation. So schön! 😍

https://science.orf.at/stories/3236267/

Beating the heatwave with fun!

The effective way the clarinet player does a musical call and response to the singer is just mesmerizing.

"Tu vuo' fa' l'americano" by Renato Carosone: cover by Hetty and the Jazzato Band, an Anglo-Italian jazz quintet.
@Rainmaker1973 #globalmuseum #music #jazz

We’re all aware that a whole lot of people of aren’t exactly feeling America’s 250th.

What’s actually *amazing* is how thoroughly you have to fuck up to make Americans look at an excuse to get drunk, eat garbage, blow stuff up, & praise ourselves & go:

you know what nah

I have long suspected that small talk is not really about talking at all. I mean, obviously it’s about talking, but it’s not about imparting information or saying anything of actual interest.

In computer networking terms, it feels rather a lot like a TCP three-way handshake.

https://www.alittleofnothing.co.uk/small-talk-is-tcp-handshaking-for-humans/

#Blogging #SmallTalk #Handshake

Because of the existence of pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a human body is more than one.

#EBTSC I guess it’s a quarterly thing but it’s plum season around here in the northern hemisphere and I want to suggest a recipe: the best plum cake ever. Gets better the next day as the plums leak lurid pink juice into the cake. Amazing cake, pretty easy. If you haven’t had it, please try it. Probably will work with any stone fruit. I’ll share a photo of mine tomorrow, made with apricot and cherry if the kids don’t eat the last of the pitted cherries today.

https://smittenkitchen.com/2013/10/purple-plum-torte/

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RE: https://fediscience.org/@tksst/116850386892446835

#dune #scifi

I hate headlines like this. You read the article and discover she works in finance, he runs a life coaching business whatever that is, and they retired once their savings hit £1 million which didn't come from making their own sandwiches.

Meanwhile out in the real world most of us have been bringing packed lunches to work since the 2010s at least and are still one unexpected vet bill away from a couple of months of home haircuts.