
Riker GooglingRikerGoogling@mas.to
May 29, 2025, 7:13 PMexplain starship beeping noises
explain starship beeping noises
@RikerGoogling one beep: can't find stardrive. two beeps: insufficient antimatter. three beeps: saucer section connected backwards. four beeps: trombone stuck in jeffries tube.
edit: five beeps: THERE ARE FOUR BEEPS
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@RikerGoogling check the transmission to make sure you're not rolling in reverse