MostlyHarmlessMostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
May 28, 2025, 4:40 AM
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ParsnickettyProcessParsnip@mastodon.ieMay 28, 2025, 5:05 AMTweet by Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert This is how you write a headline.
Subtweeting San Antonio Express-News
@ExpressNewsSen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.
A picture of Ted Cruz gesturing smarmily while holding a mic, with a watermark of expressnews.com.
Ted Cruz is a light-skinned man with gray hair and an unflattering beard. In the photo he is caught mid-word.
May 28, 2025, 5:44 AMI am sure "Ted" is exempted.
May 28, 2025, 7:13 AMI promise to call him Ralph Tedward Cross if I ever run in to him, so to speak. Maybe Rafaela Cruz if I’m not feeling so petty. Of course, I should really leave it alone, but in the rare case it happens I’ll have a decision to make.
Mark Kahl 🚲🐻🦁🇺🇦🇮🇱agitatra@berlin.socialMay 28, 2025, 10:05 AM@MostlyHarmless I'm afraid you don't get the MAGA-Spirit. Corruption, law&order, bribing, rules... only apply for others not for MAGA's. MAGA's, the new elite, are exempt of course.
ℒӱḏɩę :blahaj:Lydie@tech.lgbtMay 28, 2025, 10:34 AM@MostlyHarmless I never ever thought there would be politicians (aka Nazis & fascists) that would try to ban nick names. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people
Ænðr E. Feldstrawaeveltstra@mastodon.socialMay 28, 2025, 10:42 AM@MostlyHarmless I'm sure Rafaël will continue to be called Ted by anyone, instead of getting sued for fraud and forgery. "He's one of them good immigrants."
(I'm an immigrant. Raf's hypocrisy disgusts.)
StanleyHOOTZZstanleyHootzz@mastodon.socialMay 28, 2025, 11:47 AM@MostlyHarmless
How about "CANCUN CRUZ"?
charlesmagne1charlesmagne1@mastodon.socialMay 28, 2025, 11:55 AMSomehow we managed to populate both legislative chambers, Congress and the Senate, with fools. Last time it happened Nero reigned in Rome and Caligula was waiting in the wings. I have nothing else to say or comment. Goodbye Ted.
David Brent 📚dbsalk@mastodon.socialMay 28, 2025, 11:57 AM@MostlyHarmless Every time James Donald Bowman goes by "JD Vance," a name he made up, he insults the intelligence of the American people. He must be stopped. I'm sure this bill will end that behavior, right?
RIGHT?!?