can trump send musk to a venezuelan prison

them: what's your most passive aggressive trait

me: making "gfy" a keyboard shortcut for "thanks for your feedback."

when do we reach the part in the story where our leaders are revealed to be aliens in masks

Of all the notifications that I see on my devices, I enjoy ignoring LinkedIn ones the most.

Rivian-built Amazon EV trucks glide silently and serenely through my neighborhood like majestic fuckin' swans, while the Grumman LLV the USPS uses to deliver mail sounds like it's going to explode every time it stops.

why don't they design cars with a sense of whimsy anymore like nissan did with the cube

#StarTrek

My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats, and come and trample me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE

Just remembering the good old days when we were collectively worried about creeping cryptofascism, when good ol' fascism was sieg heiling us in the face all along

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/06/new-federal-employees-must-praise-trump-eos-submit-to-continuous-vetting/

Why call them MAGA when Banana Republican was right there?

“Violent crime, including murder, armed robbery, and carjacking, can occur in urban areas, day and night" says the US State Department, about Brazil.

Wow, sounds just like home!

Calling it Apple Intelligence made the company look dumb

they call it FODMAPS because ALL FOOD WILL KILL YOU is kind of a downer

I would have bought these in a heartbeat if they'd been my size. I have a matching blazer.

#thrifting

why did sony ever think a digital music format called ATRAC would be a hit

I don't know who needs to hear this but bugs bunny normalized genderfluidity three quarters of a century ago

I can't argue with a single choice on Peter Murphy's list. Impeccable, really.

Also, "Silver Shade" is fantastic, his best work in years. I do have to dip in and out of it, though. Every song is extravagant in its own way, it's a bit overwhelming all at once.

https://thequietus.com/interviews/bakers-dozen/peter-murphy-bauhaus-bakers-dozen-favourite-albums-silver-shade

In the course of a day, you are given countless opportunities to *not* be a dick to other people. Never pass one up.

headline: Apple says its App Store blocked $9B+ in fraudulent transactions

me: Was the $1M Tim Cook gave Trump one of them

them: write a two word horror story

me: Human Resources

Good

Fucking good

This is the desired outcome you utter shitstick

https://www.theverge.com/news/674366/nick-clegg-uk-ai-artists-policy-letter