Get in losers, we're all writing nastygrams to our senators about changing their failed leadership. Or maybe your senator deserves something nicer; one of mine doesn't especially.
"Dear Senator [Unimpressive],
I was delighted when I voted for you to replace [MAGA asshole], expecting you to uphold your oath of office and defend the Constitution....
"As you have admitted, you have not upheld your solemn oath, often collaborating with a lawless fascist regime by voting for their nominees and agenda. If you want to regain the respect of [citizens of our state] of good will, you will pursue justice now. Chuck Schumer is clearly unfit for leadership in this moment, and there are obvious alternatives such as Sens. Warnock, Ossoff, Warren or Van Hollen to lead the Senate in restoring the rule of law.
"I have personally attended 135 protests in Trump's second term, as well as numerous watches as a legal observer of ICE. Like my colleagues in the protest movement, I have repeatedly put myself in harm's way for our immigrant and LGBT neighbors. No such courage is being asked of you.
"We are only asking that you finally respect the will of the people, to whom you owe your continued civil rights. Vote for someone who will offer meaningful opposition to Trump and his cabinet of murderous criminals. You're already known as [unflattering new nickname in this state] now. Please decide whether that is the legacy you want to take into retirement.
Respectfully,
[Scary Mary Austin]"
Damn. And I just called Jeffries a poopyhead.
(Kidding. But I am stealing this format!)
@evoterra
Hey, I was more polite than these people. 🤷🏼♀️
I love these people.
Nov 5, 2026, 1:42 AMGood list. Needs the addition of get the folk out of the ICE concentration camps, but otherwise 😘
Agreed. There are many great leaders in the Senate, time for an election, cough cough, not a coronation.
#nokings not even in the Senate.
@MaryAustinBooks Both of mine are Republican.
And even worse, with no elections in Missouri for Senate or the governorship yesterday, we missed our best chance ever to elect a socialist.