I hope Democrats are brainstorming ways to use their new majorities to enact common-sense reforms, such as requiring Elon Musk to pull every single American around Central Park in a carriage like he's a widdle horsie
@jalefkowit We are going to vaccinate RFK live on the Senate floor.
@Basmitharts @jalefkowit The thing is, I believe that RFK Jr is vaccinated. He just plays the conspiracies to gain political capital and wacko supporters' donations.
Nov 5, 2026, 2:14 AM
@Basmitharts @jalefkowit don’t waste the vaccine on him, inject another brain worm, unlikely he can get dumber (that’s with a ‘B’)
@jalefkowit Oooooh, can we get some makeshift cat-o-nine tails, or even just sticks to use on him while he pulling us around?
@jalefkowit this should happen to Vance too, actually, why can't they pull at the same carriage? it would be faster this way, for the passenger I mean
Well, now that they've permanently banned them from using the horses there anymore, there looks to be plenty of employment opportunities, for sure. 😉
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Or he could buy everyone a horse, since he violated all our rights.