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Isaac Lymanisaaclyman@toot.cafe
Nov 2, 2026, 4:40 PM
@MaddieM4 @pikesley @jcoglan The only version of this I've ever found appealing: I do sometimes dream of making apps for a wealthy patron who calls them "my little diversions" and doesn't know what MAUs or KPIs are
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JoelJoelparsons@techhub.social
Nov 2, 2026, 4:46 PM
@isaaclyman @MaddieM4 @pikesley @jcoglan As the person that wrote the app for a famous architect to manage her wardrobe (a wardrobe distributed across 3 continents and multiple sites with literal rolling library stacks for the clothes) that ain’t all flowers and roses either haha
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MaddieM4MaddieM4@raphus.social
Nov 2, 2026, 4:48 PM
@Joelparsons @isaaclyman @pikesley @jcoglan It's like the old saying goes: "Grassiness is next to greenliness." Or something like that, I forget.
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Isaac Lymanisaaclyman@toot.cafe
Nov 2, 2026, 4:49 PM
@Joelparsons @MaddieM4 @pikesley @jcoglan Whoa, whoa, the wealthy patron isn't supposed to *rely* on the app. They're supposed to open it occasionally, look at all the little animations, and say "Oh my! How amusing"
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