🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑brouhaha@mastodon.social
Nov 1, 2026, 4:04 AM@401matthall @sundogplanets
Yes, they come from the rare, endangered rose hippopotamus. Poachers kill many of those hippos for their hips.
:-(
Replies
Matt Hall401matthall@mastodon.xyzNov 1, 2026, 4:05 AMI deserved that one. <3
Nov 1, 2026, 4:08 AM@brouhaha @401matthall @sundogplanets
(unrelated tangent:
Baby, it's been so long
That even the rose's hips are turning me on
Baby, it's been so long
https://genius.com/Murder-by-death-fuego-lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8w0_bKbgY
)- Nov 1, 2026, 4:11 AM
@brouhaha @401matthall @sundogplanets which, uh, given that the name in Dakota means "itchy ass berries", really puts that song in a whole new light...