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A four panel comic titled "Real Life Prepping."

Panel One's caption is "Arm yourself with antibodies." It shows a woman getting jabbed in the upper arm by a nurse while saying "Today I'm stockpiling ammo against biological agents." There's a sign on the wall behind them that says "Covid and Flu shots today."

Panel Two shows a man in a car putting on his seatbelt with a grim, battle-ready expression, and the caption "employ tactical body protection."

Panel Three is a woman putting on SPF 50 sunscreen, with the caption "Utilize radiation cloaking technology." The sunscreen bottle is making a "splorp" noise as it's shaken upside down.

Panel Four is a man at a table with fruit, leafy greens, and a box of berries. He's triumphantly holding up a broccoli and saying "No plaque is stopping my hemoglobin army". The caption is "Consume high grade life fuel for battle readiness."