Max Leibmanmaxleibman@beige.party
Oct 24, 2026, 6:05 PMI’ve spent a lot of time fretting over whether I was Holmes or Watson in situations where I was actually the fishmonger in the background of a street scene where they were walking by.
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DanCastdancast@wandering.shopOct 24, 2026, 6:35 PM@maxleibman it me
Oct 24, 2026, 6:36 PM@maxleibman why did you spend time fretting?
paulamiserabilist@beige.partyOct 24, 2026, 7:02 PMi live in another cinematic universe.
The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
https://thatmitchellandwebb.fandom.com/wiki/The_Surprising_Adventures_of_Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caesar
Oct 24, 2026, 7:50 PM@maxleibman It used to be popular to.play "Which Friends character are you?"
None of them ever seemed to fit- then I realised I was Fun Bobby.
Who?
He was the life and soul of whichever party he was at, but only because of his massive drinking problem he used to mask his insecurities.
When he realised he had a problem and needed to stop, everyone else decided he was boring, and drifted out of his life.
Yeah...
Oct 24, 2026, 9:53 PM@maxleibman Yes, but the fishmonger has a key to the mystery. That's why your presence is mentioned in the story. Holmes and Watson will be back to talk with you.
Darth Hideout 🏳️🌈darth_hideout@mas.toOct 25, 2026, 12:37 AM@maxleibman You sell fish?
Phogna Bolognabransonturner@mastodon.socialOct 25, 2026, 4:56 AM@maxleibman my whole childhood i knew I was the gunslinger. When I grew up i realized I was the bartender/town dentist suffering from tuberculosis.