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JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: ssso i underssstand that you all really like dolly parton
Poe: joanne please don't
Rowling: SSILENCCCCE!
Rowling: thisss isssn't over, edgar!
Rowling: it will never be over!
Rowling: not until you all love me jusst like you love your beloved dolly parton!!!
Poe: