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  • Oct 20, 2026, 8:09 PM
    retooted Neil Brown

    Today, a small child of a friend ran up to me excitedly, and said "Can I tell you my new joke?".

    The joke:

    Q. What starts with "D" and has no end?

    A. Death.

    I was not expecting this.

    💀

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