@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Alt text: screen grab of a SM conversation.

Eileen Mary O’Connell writes: Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained, “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey.”

Mariah Carey, verified, replied: She has 2 Nobel prizes, I have 2 Diamond albums, we’re practically the same person.