Doug 🌈🇨🇦 :verified:Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
Oct 7, 2026, 5:42 PMTrump claims tariffs stopped 8 wars and got all the hostages back.
In other news I am the Messiah.
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Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦,🇵🇸Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.socialOct 7, 2026, 5:43 PM@Oldfartrant As the Messiah you should know that trump is a known liar.
- Doug 🌈🇨🇦 :verified:Oldfartrant@mstdn.caOct 7, 2026, 5:47 PM
@Ulrich_the_elder Yes but I've upgraded Hell's fire and brimstone to
Fire & Brimstone+ 
gbsillsgbsills@vivaldi.netOct 7, 2026, 5:45 PM@Oldfartrant Really? I am the oldest 5'5" man to play power forward for the Knicks!
JustaJason 🦜JustaJason007@beige.partyOct 7, 2026, 5:47 PM@Oldfartrant for once, we can be light in our loafers and say its a religion! 🧚
- Doug 🌈🇨🇦 :verified:Oldfartrant@mstdn.caOct 7, 2026, 6:11 PM
@JustaJason007 anything can be a religion if you believe it. Then you can campaign about getting your beliefs taught in schools.
- JustaJason 🦜JustaJason007@beige.partyOct 7, 2026, 6:23 PM
@Oldfartrant truth!
- Doug 🌈🇨🇦 :verified:Oldfartrant@mstdn.caOct 7, 2026, 8:35 PM
@JustaJason007 Bless You!
Lorraine 💜🦜🤟 🍀 🎶Lorraine@beige.partyOct 7, 2026, 6:57 PM@Oldfartrant 🤦♀️