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  • Sep 25, 2026, 3:17 AM

    Someday, which I hope is far in the future, I will find myself , or what's left of me, the guest of honour at a funeral. I hope that everyone in attendance will be handed one of my comments made in response to a mastodon report I've had to deal with, to read out loud for the laughs.

    If whomever is stuck with planning my eulogy could work it into a drinking game, that would be even better.

    For context, mastodon.social has just suspended Official Jason Momoa. Again? Maybe the nth time? 😆

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