nashnash@labyrinth.social
Jun 28, 2026, 11:18 PMin my remake of the X-Files the Smoking Man will eat baby carrots instead of smoking. they will call him "The Baby Carrot Man" except for Mulder, who will call him "Baby Carotene"
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Sir Osis of Liver :maple:Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.partyJun 29, 2026, 12:30 AMI always thought Cigarette Smoking Man or Smoking Man was awkward.
When we discussed the show at the time, it was always Cancer Man.
In that light, Carrot Man would work.
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Chris4Dboy@mastodon.socialJun 29, 2026, 5:19 AM@nash he'd be slightly orange tho, right?