geekystevengeekysteven@beige.party
Oct 6, 2025, 6:00 PMSticks and stones may break my bones, but they only take a maximum of 5 HP per turn
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they only take a maximum of 5 HP per turn
@geekysteven I seduce the stones
@Lana @geekysteven Roll for rizz
@Lana @geekysteven Tell us what you did to win em over!
@TeflonTrout @geekysteven I caress the stones lightly and speak to them in hushed voices of babbling brooks and windswept vistas.
@Lana @geekysteven The stones are now very hard