#bbcmicrobot
DIM CODE% 100
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EQUB 71
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CALL CODE%

Dear queer fedi (so dear 90% of fedi), should i as a cis-het dude have pride flags or similar to show that safety of lgbtq+ is important to me or would you consider that offensive? :BoostOK:
(Please only vote if you are in fact queer, boosting is fine for everyone)

I have replaced
the tests
with llm
slop

and which
were working
just fine
for years

Forgive me
but my brain
has become smooth
and full of worms

Once again, my professional recommendation in response to the latest Linux kernel vulnerability in the news is that you should gather up all your electronic devices, cast them into the sea, and retreat to the woods.

Each night, gather your children and tell them tales of the Before Times when the hubris of humanity grew so large that we made idols of sand and spoke to them as equals. Remind them that the sand, of course, did not speak or think, but we imagined it could, and let it guide us to folly.

Should a stranger ever come to your village with a glowing rectangle, encourage the youth to beat them with sticks.

#infosec

we're destroying the open web

we're burning down the closest thing i've ever seen in my life to the library of alexandria

and people are explaining to me how warm it keeps their hands, and maybe, in the future, the ashes will contain the secrets of the universe

I ran this poll 2 years ago and 90% of the correspondents on mastodon told me there were no required AI usage at their workplace.

I would like to ask the same question again in 2026:

“Does your workplace have any AI related requirements, either as major project goal, in performance review, or with usage analytics tracking, against your own will?”

Boost welcomed.

Right wing tech bros: we love Star Trek but it's too woke nowadays. Too preachy. Kirk's show wasn't like this.

Average TOS episode: AI is bad and should never be allowed to run a society. Also, make peace because nationalism kills and every life form must be respected equally.

Someone buzzed our doorbell just to show us their bum

FINAL EDIT: We've been making good progress with EVi! We've fully settled on version 9.1.0 with no AI code, we're on IRC @ #evi irc.oftc.net, we've gained a lots of popularity and we've been working on fixing tests and removing platforms that are deemed exotic with other cleanups. Thank you to everyone who has supported us this week!!!

hard-forked vim at release 9.1.0 (Jan 2024)

https://codeberg.org/NerdNextDoor/evi

maybe we can get a group of people behind this??

Fuck AI.

#VIm #FuckAI #Tech #Technology

#3209 - Plums

#3201 - Proof Without Content

Did someone post something? It's on mastodon.social. It's literally on booping.synth.download. It's maybe in wetdry.world. It's literally on gts.apicrim.es. You can probably find it on app.wafrn.net. Dude it's on shrimp.starlightnet.work. It's a infosec.exchange original. Check out mas.to for it. You'll find it on hachyderm.io. It's definitely on oomfie.city. Look for it on tech.lgbt. It's over on yeen.town. You can see it on waf.moe. It's been shared on akko.wtf. Go peek at fuzzies.wtf. It's trending on transfem.social. You can catch it on eepy.moe. Browse over to lethallava.land. It's on mastodonapp.uk. You can read it on mastodonapp.uk. You can go to mastodonapp.uk and like it. Log onto mastodonapp.uk right now. Go to mastodonapp.uk. Dive into mastodonapp.uk. You can mastodonapp.uk it. It's on mastodonapp.uk. mastodonapp.uk has it for you. mastodonapp.uk has it for you.

In honor of Meta's latest announcement, a thread on 175 years of 3D failure.

Let's first go all the way back to 1851 with the Brewster Stereoscope. No less a person than Queen Victoria was impressed, kicking off a fad that quickly sold over 250,000 units. Turns out it was not the future of photography.

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People out here filming their own speculative Apple Events at Apple Park 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvgCqnSmsYg

For those late night hacks, Club Mate! The soft drink of the elite hacker.

Obviously I reported the ad already. I expect to hear back that "We found that the ad doesn’t go against Google’s policies" in the next couple of days.

Looking at the disassembly, I think the binary payload would run some mysterious shell commands. They're mysterious because (1) I'm not a security expert so I don't know how to reverse engineer the obfuscation/encryption and also because (2) I'm not a maniac so I won't just run the thing.

Advice to fellow computer-touchers: distrust those install commands you're supposed to copy-paste into your terminal from websites.

Google's first result when I searched for homebrew (Mac OS package manager) was a sponsored result for a phishing attempt hosted on Google Drive. The so-called install command would fetch and run a bash script that would itself fetch and run a very shady-looking executable payload.

i just saw a screenshot of some linux distro. i was like. what window manager is this? what UI theme? it looked kinda like one of those fancy "we're easy to use!" linux distros you see. yknow where they make it look kinda like Mac OS. but there's always some small, telltale signs: odd text alignment, unclear, monochrome icons, an overall lack of polish. you can tell it's not a *real* Mac because of those. anyway i looked a bit closer, and it actually was Mac OS. thats what a Mac looks like now