@derpostillon On Fire!

Mystery Function https://codeset.ai/function

So, nach Wochen in denen ich wegen anderer zum Arzt musste, heute nun nur für mich!

MARGOT ERKNER - Das bist Du (www.majorlabel.de)
https://punktube.net/w/4Fqi1SHzqmHgecA6iEBztM

@sebastian
phpunit.de down?

“Wo ist der Türöffner wenn man ihn mal braucht?“

@sebastian OMG Just noticed: Where is :phpunit: defined? So cool.

FYI Mercury has done a quarter of a revolution around the sun since January 1st

@derickr this might be something for you:
https://laurenleek.substack.com/p/how-google-maps-quietly-allocates

Here we go!

"Back to work today, forgot my pass so locked bike outside Cannon Street station. Left work at 6pm to find just the cut lock and no bike, resigned to never seeing my trusty stead again asked the station if they have cameras. A guy appeared waving at me, asked me to put the code into my cut lock. He replied ‘I have your bike’ with a smile I will never forget!! His name is Abdul Muneeb and he works for South Eastern Railways, he was on a break and saw a guy bolt cut the lock and challenged him to give it back, he then took it inside and waited 4 hours after his shift finished to personally make sure I got my bike back. The world needs more Abdul’s, he is a legend of a man and a credit to his employer."
Story Credit: Steve Farmer

The feeling when your feature was released and nothing exploded or started to smoke...

#programming

Just realized that in Germany, the PHPelefant appears in a TB show.

@jessie You might enjoy this
https://pudding.cool/2025/03/language/

@jessie you might enjoy this https://www.lionsroar.com/learning-tibetan/

So, apparently Trump didn't get more votes than last time. Democratic voters just didn't vote. So... it's your fault.

Just when you thought they would not make a stupid decision again:
https://appleinsider.com/articles/24/10/29/apple-stuck-the-mac-mini-power-button-on-the-bottom

ZUKUNFTSTECHNOLOGIE FTW!
https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/rostock/Wasserstoff-Tankstelle-in-Rostock-wird-abgerissen,mvregiorostock1398.html

y'all have multiple Mastodon accounts for different topics?

Was ist mit "Nachrichten Magazinen" los, wenn Meldungen daraus bestehen dass nacherzählt wird was ein "Journalist" in einem Podcast gehört hat?