Ahhh Standard Time, my love.

I didn't do any of that because i was too damn impatient. Still tasted good tho.

If anybody tries to replicate this with better penmanship, it's probably easiest if you freeze the Reese's first, and maybe thumbtack up through a sheet of cardstock and into the base of the cup to get firm workholding that doesn't heat it with your hand.

@ajn142
CONFIRMATION

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117538862736300272

The irony that making this involved putting a razor blade in candy is not lost on me.

We're hearing reports of insecure private keys in trick-or-treat candy. While these are unconfirmed, we recommend brute-forcing your kids' candy for at least integers 0-255. This may require sampling the candy yourself. For security.

Highlight of my Halloween was arm wrestling a Great Khan for a full theatre-size box of Bottle Caps.

#Fallout #Halloween

Buddy of mine is in pretty dire straits. He’s got decades in #infosec but he went through a nasty divorce and then got laid off twice in 18 months and the psychological and financial toll has been immense. He’s been looking for work for well over a year now and has gotten no bites.

If anyone is looking for a CISO/infosec manager/security team architect let me know. He’s served in those kind of roles for huge orgs, small orgs, and everything in between.

#getFediHired #job

Wonder if Flock's cameras are gonna continue trusting eMudhra certificates...

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ajn142/117530135818329762

Do not boost this toot, I do not wanna be on Big Rubber's radar.

Handwash dishes are a conspiracy by Big Rubber to sell more of those sexy yellow latex gloves send toot

Ahhhhhhh UI update!

I am now procrasticleaning, where i clean everything except the one thing i said I'd do.

#ADHD

I need somebody to come take away my phone and punish me until i clean, k?

@ajn142

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117515926299673100

Does anyone else smell bengay in this thread?

Just went and got my participation trophy (voted early)

#uspol #TXPol

The bike, trashcan, and I are fine, except for my wounded pride. I tried to toss my empty drink in the trashcan as I passed, and taking my had off the handlebars resulted in overcorrecting towards the trashcan, at which point I continued staring right at it, and hit it dead center, couldn't have drawn a better line on purpose.

Not anything you have to worry about if you're not federal, but appears to capture some best practices.