Today's vibe is The Bobby Lees.

Furthermore, if you get joy from ai amalgamations, I believe there is something not-okay in you.

I think Stephen King would totally be-into developing a cartoon called 'Kids of the Cob' with me, about baby versions of Isaac and Malachi. Like Muppet Babies, except that we have your woman, outlander.
He Who Walks Behind The Rows could send them on a wacky new sacrifice adventure each week.

So nunna these fuckers taking their kids to the ocean to watch it eat the land, are even considering the danger by trying get selfies on the crackling edges of docks, boardwalks, and beaches?

Child abuse by-stupid-camera-fuck.

Movies I mainline nearly every Fall:

The Goonies
When Harry Met Sally
Bebe's Kids
American Werewolf in London
Carpenter's The Thing

I mean, there's others. But those are the fer shures.

@lucyruthe The mirror is just mylar, so it's not too bad debris-wise. It will get shredded by micrometeorites and micro-debris fairly quickly, and be even less coherent, which isn't great.

Me:...White folks and POC with respectability politics defanged BLM.

Rando in my mentions: just say 'some people'.

Me: No.
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I like clarity in writing.

So I will give Rando some grace and bring MOAR clarity to what I thought was already explicit:
White liberals, white mods and conservatives, and POC who think there is safety in being white-adjacent, were not only resistant to the goal of defunding the police they were openly hostile to it, giving explicit approval to policies that allowed police departments to further militarize and attack our communities.

There. Clarity.

'Some people' lets folks off the hook for this current moment and folks can fuck that right in the ear.

The middle class wants to tear up bike lanes so they don't have to see the poor working people as they drive by.

#biketooter #yegbike #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #onpoli #urbanism

Our ballots have been received and verified.
The holy pedo mayonnaise people are cheating.

No such thing as a 'good cop'.

If you find a cop who hasn't violated everything that makes us human beings, he's just better at burying his bullshit than the alcoholic ones.

If you are a cop who believes you're the good apple keeping the bunch from spoiling, you're not okay in your head, martyr.

That's my Thursday.

It is the year of our dark lord 2026. There is absofuckinglutely zero reason why I should be able to hear your vehicle of choice from a mile away. None. Zilch. Nada.

You’re just an asshole.

"My name, is Nachos Galore."

Whilst I prepared wood yesterday, I dropped my nose-wipes on a shop towel and then it was this.
Murica. Brought to you by Kleenex.

Phoenix and surrounding took a brutal hail and storm burst today. Dropped golf ball+ hail and a ton of rain. So much broken glass.

"Introducing, new 'Bouillonaire'. It's the all-in-one herbal seasoning and global sanitizing wash. Now you can halve your Cake Class and eat them, too! Brought to you by Guillotine-and-Johnson."

Like the whales said, "fuck them".

So is Matthew Mcfuckahay really gonna Jill Stein his way into the Nazi hall of heroes?

I wish a neighbor had beat his naked bongo ass years ago.

I hate that guy.

Just a moment to reflect on how good "What Does The Fox Say?" really is. As the kids say these days, it's nifty-keen!
I never followed-up with any other song those guys did, but that tune has got the Motts.

Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeek

Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
And the elephant goes toot

America was trained to think and believe nothing until a plexiglass panel of 5 pundits parse every subject into both-sidesery meaninglessness to keep investors quelled.

Think outside your boxes. You're already in a concentration camp.

I was a bitchy loudmouth for saying he was going to win and destroy us.

I have been scoffed at, even had a German dude take it personally, when I invoked Mengele when talking about Kennedy's confirmation.

I said Pete is leading the new Crusade.

I said the Nazis were here after 9/11.

I sure hate being so ignorant and oblivious and wrong.

But I've been fucking right.

I stink of warm wood. 🪵🎃