Math: Rules apply.
Physics: Rules apply if you are zoomed in or zoomed out enough
Biology: Rules apply for all except that one organism nobody talks about
Chemistry: Rules apply to 2 of the 47 compounds they're supposed to apply to

You may not rest now, there are unremembered embarrassing memories nearby.

Bad news: DuckDuckGo is down
Good news: Twitter is down

Now that security researchers have redefined 'backdoor' to mean 'undocumented features', I can't wait until Intel/AMD reseachers find those in the respective other chips, then report them the way the ESP32 bluetooth features were reported

A magic universe but one character adamantly believes magic isn't real which leads to magic suddenly not working anymore in a 50m radius around them

A game where the enemies stay the same, and the player's gear just slowly gets weaker, and the final boss is just one of the enemies from the tutorial you have to beat with your bare hands

Lottery but every player gets $5 per ticket and one randomly chosen person has to pay it all back

A clock mounted on the ceiling turns counterclockwise

Fun fact: you need to send NULL as a frame to a your AVCodecContext, then handle the resulting packets, before closing your file, otherwise FFmpeg eats your last 60 frames.
Guess how I found that out.

For some reason the right is using "woke" as a dysphemism for "awake"

I wish all websites (hello substack) that disable the `cursor: text` when hovering over selectable text a very pleasant greasemonkey'd `* {cursor:auto !important;}`

PSA (in case you do not know yet):
Half-Life 2 is FREE on Steam, only for this weekend

Science is the act of telling you things you already knew and using it to solve problems you never knew were solvable

There was an old lady of Port
whose limericks were always too short.
They were fine 'till line four,
but she never wrote more-

We are probably underestimating the amount of 'We've never thought about doing it that way' that contact with aliens would mean

we should make DaylightSavingsTime++ where 6AM at any particular location is defined as the exact time of sunrise there

US citizens who don't vote be like 'So I get to choose between a person who will make the situation a little better, or one who will make it a lot worse. Meh, I'll just let other people decide for me'

I was today years old when I realized the interaction between the plates of a charged capacitor decrease the voltage between them.

we should make prometheus alerts that post messages to fedi instead...

I just realized, the first and second testament are probably talking about different gods...

First testament: god is this unforgiving monster, who believes that single acts of mild disobedience warrant infinite suffering

Second testament: hey guys this god dude who is actually jesus loves us all and just wants us to be nice to each other uwu <3