vulgar words for "cock" in my native language: pau caralho vara cacete pinto rola pica piça jeba neca piru piroca manguara peru piru pirulito pirilau banana verga vergalho chibata bimba careca manjuba peia pichuleta pila pipi tora bilau caolho etc.

vulgar words for "cunt" in my native language, excluding the ones I perceive as misogynistic: buceta boceta buça bucéfala xota xoxota xoroca tcheca xeca tchetcheca xexeca xereca xana piriquita pitrica perereca sapa cona aranha buça nhanha katchanga pixota tchonga racha talho velcro xabasca greta banguela passarinha pombinha pepeca etc.

I am excluding more situational or comedic double entendres like "sword", "hairy twig", "hot popsicle", "table foot", "oyster", "box of happiness", "armpit of the thigh", "the beast who kills the men" etc. cos otherwise about half of the Portuguese vocabulary counts as "metaphor for penis that will get you hooted in 5th grade when you accidentally say one aloud" (the other half is metaphors for "cunt", and the other half is metaphors for "gay" (they overlap)).

people who misunderstand how languages work: did you know that the "Eskimo" have 100 words for "snow"

Brazilians: