A #RustLang story...

yeah this basically sums up every rust experience I have ever had:

oh cool a new app I want to try.
huh. it's written in rust.
I guess i'll just compil..........--
laptop catches fire while downloading cargo.
I type rustc into my terminal.
the walls start melting.
Somewhere I can hear richard stallman screaming.
My laptop is incinerating into glowing ash.
the earth opens up and nerds who only program in C start climbing out
They eat my computer.
earth closes back up. walls solidify. fire is gone.
I am eating a sandwich on a sunny hill with my wife and daughter.
I never touch a computer again.

—Anyonymous