Night out with my girlfriend, absolutely rat-arsed, these guys asked us if we could take their dead mate's ashes home so he could (quote) "have a threesome with some hot lesbians". We did but had no way of giving him back so he's still in the bathroom so he can watch us shower.
@fesshole Wait, lateley we had a fess of some guy who lost some ashes, maybe ...
@fesshole This could be a regular business:
Hot lesbians in your area want to take home some ash
So Wholesome.
@fesshole Wonder if there's a connection?
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116952505095547365
@fesshole It’s what he would have wanted
Aug 14, 2026, 1:51 PM@fesshole as a lesbian this is my ideal interment as well... updating the will