Aug 18, 2026, 10:36 PMRelatable Patent Art.
US12711711-B1: The illustrations in this patent are great, they read like a silent children's book about a smirking creeper.
https://jwz.org/b/yk-x
- Aug 18, 2026, 10:36 PM
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OggieOggie@woof.groupAug 18, 2026, 10:41 PM@jwz
God I had assumed it was a joke, but really they expect opt-out from everyone and everything. And since everything with this technology has proven so trustworthy, it will work perfectly to stop it...
Otter-MaticOtterMatic@woof.groupAug 19, 2026, 12:46 AM
Greg Whiteheadgrwster@mastodon.socialAug 18, 2026, 10:45 PM@jwz I see a t-shirt with this bathroom graphic in my future ;-)
Aug 18, 2026, 10:57 PM@jwz A true techbro: Cross two prohibition boundaries and try to capture video in front of two signs saying "NO PHOTO".
David Ppewnack@aus.socialAug 18, 2026, 11:13 PM
Aug 18, 2026, 11:39 PM@jwz Note that their example is the bathroom, not the strip club where pervert glasses are an active problem. Hopefully bouncers learn to snap them in half.
Aug 19, 2026, 12:00 AM@jwz I am picturing the lower half of this image, revealing that the woman is carrying a baseball bat.
Stewart Russellscruss@xoxo.zoneAug 19, 2026, 12:44 AM@jwz smirking creeper's arms are thicker than his legs.
smirking creeper lifts.
CM Harringtonoctothorpe@mastodon.onlineAug 19, 2026, 1:16 AM@jwz Now if there could be a giant electric shock given to the person wearing the glasses if someone says the phrase that pays…
Aug 19, 2026, 8:41 AM@jwz I wonder how big an area you can mark as a no recording geofence area
Matthew D. CroxtonBioCroxton@ecoevo.socialAug 19, 2026, 1:00 PM@jwz Have suspected for some time that tree photography would be the last bastion of unrestricted media expression.
