#tfw you've anticipated that last orange from the supermarket bag of weeks ago so much that the salivating has begun

#tfw you pick it up from the fruit bowl in prep to cutting it up, but notice it feels too squishy

#tfw you cautiously begin the delicate surgery, only to reveal the confirmation of your suspicion... its heart of darkness is laid bare in the wan winter sunshine, & all that morning's citric hopes n dreams are dashed forever on the jagged rocks of despair

#tfw you ponder whether one's usual histrionics might have gorn a tad OTT this time... 🤪