The 13yo (well, 2 weeks shy of) wanted to watch the Backrooms film. The theatres are apparently sticklers about checking ages because laws or something. It's a 16+ film.
I informed the child of this but told him we could still watch it today if he wanted to.
"But how can we do that?"
I put my arm around his shoulder as we walked into the grocery store and said "Son, it's time we had a talk about piracy."
We picked up popcorn and drinks and went home to watch the film.