An adorable menace. #cat #caturday #cats

No one wants to be exploited anymore.

In a world where you can be anything, Beelzebub.

Sword

The midiclorian is the powerhouse of the cell.

My last day at my current job. Very tempted to give my reason for leaving as "Goose was not valued"

THERE WAS A TURTLE IN MY YARD.

The worst character in modern internet discourse is the...

I know a good amount about cars, but I find those little walls in the gas tank baffling.

These edibles are really hard to smoke, man.

Posthog ergo Propterhog

Ignorance is stored in the balls.

Where can I get 5mm tunnels or plugs with the trans flag colours on them, in Canada?

Boosts appreciated, and self promotion is encouraged if you're the person to help me with this!

Why do big corporations put so much effort into making sure the workforce remains ionized?

Giraffes are difficult to haggle; no low balls.

Sometimes I use street view to check in on the maple tree that germinated in the sandbox when I was a kid. The house is gone, everything has changed, but the maple still stands on that corner.

Get ready for Quantum Shareholder Value, which only exists until you try to look for it.

"He comes from an effluent family."

"You mean affluent?"

"Same thing."

America's downfall looks a lot like a bankrupt casino in new jersey.

The Mighty Mighty Chondria

The powerhouse of the ska.