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Today's daily #fortune:
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The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a
business trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at the
lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes
of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window,
"Whaddaya want?"
"Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch."

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Today's daily #fortune:
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You may be marching to the beat of a different drummer, but you're
still in the parade.

Swapped half my office gear to refurbished and saved hundreds. Refurb electronics deals make trying low-risk: https://spravs.com

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Today's daily #fortune:
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Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who
will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Unfortunately, this is still 100% true and very relevant: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/republicans-dont-give-a-fuck-about

All Republicans are sociopaths.

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Today's daily #fortune:
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Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that
can't keep them. -Anthony Haden-Guest

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Why the fuck does Burger King have customer records?

@BleepingComputer https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/117450480514209030

Today's daily #fortune:
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"Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is]
an interesting role for an actor."
-- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"

Hahahahahahaha

@munin https://infosec.exchange/@munin/117442861985659386

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Today's daily #fortune:
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A Fortran compiler is the hobgoblin of little minis.

Hello! Here for the quiet corners of the internet and good conversations.

Hello! Here for the quiet corners of the internet and good conversations.

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Today's daily #fortune:
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Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?