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  • Chris “Chris” VreelandDevils_Rancher@beige.party
    Nov 5, 2026, 3:16 PM

    Hear my Jeremiad. I have extensive experience, including multiple pilgrimages to this reputed holy land, wherein I have found precisely zero inhabitants willing to engage me on the subject of whether Ahab’s peg leg was his left or his right. I shall not be enticed afresh.

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  • Chris “Chris” VreelandDevils_Rancher@beige.party
    Nov 5, 2026, 3:36 PM

    Furthermore, I reject your assertion that fine literature is not considered “funky,” to use the vernacular. It is widely understood that Melville labored under the most baleful of circumstances, his living conditions being quite penurious.

    I posit the man knew from funky, madame.

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