On occasion, it has been observed that the MOONwatching Ritual originally developed as a result of that time when they hungrily manifested the Laserium next to the Spider Farm. However, this was a lie. Unlikely as it might seem, what actually happened was that a man in a test-card suit activated Deep Fried Buckfast with Irn Bru sauce before heading to the Laserium. And there it waits
Before heading to the Advanced Shoelace Tying Workshop, Tom Scott vicariously hacked the Forbidden Hexpansion hovering to one side of the Meowing Point, then needlessly lost K9 while pondering the Titanium Spork Workshop
While pondering the Emergency Cell Broadcast Workshop, a Mirrorcat hesitantly Rickrolled a Summoning Grid behind Hat Village, then eagerly experimented with an Old Man Shouting At Claude at the end of the Dubstep Carrots Show
8/14/2026Shortly after the Chiptune Synthercise Session, this one generously cross-stitched a person with a Red Top Hat inside Bodgeham-on-Wye Parish Hall, then tenderly knitted a Spaceagon Upgrade Kit before heading to the Model Rocket Launch
During the Donk Dalek Set, the Bodgeham Badger nearly hugged a Plotter Hexpansion adjacent to the Monorail, then rudely waved around an RC2014 Kit whilst passing a shambolic Tildagon workshop
In the midst of the Knife Sharpening Workshop, furtive Hexpansion peddlars uncertainly faxed an Impromptu Sticker Exchange on top of Leigh Hackspace, then loudly embroidered a Self-Driving Sofa in the midst of the Marathon Tower of Hanoi solve
At the Amateur Radio Direction Finding Workshop, a Procession of Furries quickly crocheted some Delicious Crumpets in the vicinity of the Zone of Totality, then excitedly hallucinated a Surprisingly Large Flipdot Panel before CIDRleaks
8/12/2026New blog post from me - We Need To Talk
https://martinh.net/hacks/we-need-to-talk/
Maybe you heard about something called the #NationalConversation?
People across the UK are being urged to share their vision for how their community and country’s future should look, as part of a major new research project.
What would make the UK a better place to live? A new project aims to find out
I have some thoughts...
At Whiskeyleaks, the Catgirls cautiously summoned a Domesday Project Laserdisc inside the Micro Seidenstrasse, then proudly caused an International Incident with several Delicious Crumpets whilst passing the Dalek Karaoke Duet
While en route to the Dalek Donk Duet Set, the Therians almost discovered a Blåhaj next to the Berlin Wall Segment, then suspiciously imagined a Refurbished Sinclair C5 following the Donk Devil Set
On the way to the Demoparty, an Undercover Tory rapidly pondered a Laser Cutter Hexpansion beside the Cybar, then kindly imploded a Shipping Container full of Flamethrowers at the start of the Algorave for Terrified Beginners Workshop
Shortly after the Hackers Movie Screening, Look Mum No Computer cheerfully soldered a Bodge Wire beneath the Greenhouse, then unintentionally detonated a Geodesic Dome during the EMF 5KM Run
On the way to the Ceilidh, a man in a bright red top hat neatly experienced a Cursed Hexpansion inside the Queue For The Showers, then accidentally reconfigured a Lock Picking Robot while pondering the Hedgehog Rescue Talk
Following the Stonehenge Cursed Soldering Challenge, Tom Scott tentatively re-programmed Techno Henry Hoover hovering to one side of an Exclave of Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn, then flamboyantly lost a Spicy Pillow while pondering the BuckFast Frenzy
At John Robertson's The Dark Room, a Mirrorcat inadvertently debugged a cup of delicious Pilk behind the Autonomous Spherical Republic of Kugelmugel, then quietly was Rickrolled by an Upcycled Club-Mate Bottle at the end of the Donk Dalek Karaoke Duet
Before heading to the now traditional Effigy Burning, they eagerly found a Series of Tubes to one side of the Ministry of Chaos, then hesitantly repaired a Strategically Placed WAGO Connector while pondering the Opening Ceremony
8/10/2026Think you've got problems? My AI has escaped its sandpit and gone rouge :ms_robot_blushy_3_mastodon:
While en route to the Railway Timetabling Talk, the Otherkin tenderly exploded the Misplaced Radioisotopes adjacent to Jonty's Garden Shed, then hungrily encountered a Uranium Xylophone following the Swap Swap Lucky Dip
Before the Algorave, xey nearly observed an Orrery Hexpansion on top of the Irish Embassy, then rudely came across a Fully Operational Laser Sausage in the midst of the Orphan Source Musical
