local radio station just made a ‘nice couch’ joke, which is concerning

@QudsNen

AIPAC is just too toxic a brand and so JStreet is going to be the big Israel lobby, and they’re going to shill for israel in more indirect ways with the “Genocide is bad but…”

RE: https://mastodon.neometropolis.net/@QudsNen/117486236652713238

the second vuln is like ‘if you have a fatal error’ welp, why are you having fatal errors on production software? you ever heard of xdebug my entity?

so idk, it’s kinda like yeah if you wrote shitty fucking software that is vulnerable to ddos attacks see that’s your problem right there

reading this writeup i’m not really sure if my project would have even been vulnerable to this, because the possibility of such attacks were already anticipated with built in flood limits, like the size of the request is limited by the length of the URL, the number of model operations, and the template engine is only going to output a page of a certain size, also number of active users, requests per minute / hour etc. and so the maximum possible requests from the client is going to be way lower than the internal php memory limit

I guess most people who write php don’t operate with the assumption that there are serious problems inherent to php that should be mitigated structurally, and they just expose everything via a central controller

like you should never let your users make such a large request or so many requests simultanously it uses up all your RAM? like obviously?

https://thephp.foundation/blog/2026/10/21/todays-php-security-release-and-how-were-strengthening-php-security/

multiple videos of a burning oil field

News Copy: Saudi officials say oil production at the field remains unaffected after falling debri from an intercepted drone caused damage at an Aramco facility.

php haters out here probably running node.js or ruby on rails or some other corpo meme language, little do they know php was the original corpo meme language

what the fuck is up with Vivek’s hair? dude looks like a lincoln park reject, he’s got like a jell mohawk

dammit 4chan is back up

pretty good rundown on thomas crooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VspQhFdu5aw

everyone better check their pee’s ph level

for the truly paranoid

maoism is so back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4ag8yukwE

Iran says they’re gonna cut the internet cables in the Gulf which is dope exept al jazeera is qatar based

tfw you’re a plural system and one of your headmates is a mystical hitlerist

it looks like bibi is probably gonna lose, and then the zionists are gonna do a big fucking disinfo tour about how it was all bibi’s faults and they’re nice now

so it looks like trump is going to do a big escalation in the ME before the midterms and Iran is going to totally fuck their shit up and it will backfire totally

i think the tenderqueers are right

i love piracy put another seed in my seedbox baby

new dj peach cobbler just dropped https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=aoWtGvzwMvs