Legit_SpaGHOULttiLegit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al
Oct 26, 2026, 1:50 AM"Sure, she's notorious for kicking puppies all over Long Island, but she's promised to kick illegal puppies at the border!"
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- Legit_SpaGHOULttiLegit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.alOct 26, 2026, 5:43 AM
"Sure, the endless stories of all the puppies The Long Island Puppy kicker has kicked during her long and absurd reign are awful, and her promise to kick even more puppies once elected are deeply concerning, but I really don't feel like Personhero has earned my vote, so I think I'll just stay home."