“Excuse me, Miss, but your skirt is too short for the venue’s dress code.”

“Oh, I’m honoring my transcestors by placing my bare ass on this boardroom chair. Can you check to make sure that my microskirt isn’t touching the seat?”

“Oh, I’m terribly sorry, you’re quite right, Miss. And you’ve got a good half inch of clearance.”

“Thank you for your help!”

“May I bring Miss anything from the VIP room?”

“A matcha latte, please, whole milk, unsweetened, would be wonderful.”

“Right away, Miss.”