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Volpeon :minwlf:volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Nov 14, 2026, 8:07 AM
@catraxx In that case you're the cat on a poor fool's lap :areonNAngel:
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『 Fristi 』fristi@56k.dile-up.nl
Nov 14, 2026, 8:35 AM
@volpeon *throws cat off*

Bitch, i like foxes, get away your ugly cat from me
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Volpeon :minwlf:volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Nov 14, 2026, 10:18 AM
@fristi puts a fox on your lap
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『 Fristi 』fristi@56k.dile-up.nl
Nov 14, 2026, 10:19 AM
@volpeon you think you may have trapped me, but what if this was my plan all along? :akko_smug:
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Volpeon :minwlf:volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Nov 14, 2026, 10:20 AM
@fristi :neofox_googly_shocked:
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Chloé Raccoonchloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk
Nov 14, 2026, 10:55 AM
@volpeon @patterfloof 50% of cats will move because it wasn't their idea of going onto the lap, and they resent the idea of being put somewhere...
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Volpeon :minwlf:volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Nov 14, 2026, 10:56 AM
@chloeraccoon @patterfloof The imprisonment cat volunteered for this job :minwlfUwu:
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Chloé Raccoonchloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk
Nov 14, 2026, 11:06 AM
@volpeon @patterfloof Must be a void ;)
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patterpatterfloof@meow.social
Nov 14, 2026, 11:30 AM
@chloeraccoon @volpeon then there's cats jumping onto your lap, having a quick walk across & jumping back to the floor
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Chloé Raccoonchloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk
Nov 14, 2026, 11:31 AM
@patterfloof @volpeon "yes, but it was my idea"
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Anthropyanthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
Nov 14, 2026, 12:10 PM
@volpeon but wait what if I
*stacks you on his lap with a cat on top*
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