Login
You're viewing the gulp.cafe public feed.
  • Nov 12, 2026, 7:19 PM

    Me:

    My brain: Can’t you see me standin’ here, I got my back against the record machiiiiine, if you know what I meeeean, if you know what I meeeeeereen; aww, might as well JUMP.

    I don’t know what you mean, Mr. Van Halen Lee Roth. What *does* it mean for you to be standing before a jukebox? I did not know what that meant in 198x when you first sang this and the ensuing decades have not shed any light upon this.

    💬 2🔄 1⭐ 0

Replies