Jim HubbellDougfir@m.ai6yr.org
Oct 30, 2026, 4:34 PMI don't know why people are freaking out about a financial market meltdown. The company that owns Oreos and Ritz crackers is reporting better than expected results.
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Earthshineearthshine@masto.hackers.townOct 30, 2026, 5:15 PM@Dougfir popcorn is about to be off the charts.
🐚 Become Unmarketable 🐚xenophora@mastodon.artOct 30, 2026, 5:31 PMIf you sit quietly for a couple of beats you can almost hear the shade of Orville Redenbacher smiling.