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  • treejo@plasmatrap.com
    Aug 28, 2026, 2:27 PM

    just did a weird biosignal test (it has QUANTUM in its name ​:neocat_floof_explode:​)
    some device that apparently measures different biological measures in the air and through contact to my skin
    the way it functions couldn't be explained by the owner of the device, it only outputs values on an arbitrary scale and it only required 1 minute to collect data about me
    all in all i'm very sceptical but i guess i'll do research first

    it was paid for by my mother so there wasn't any downside other than probably some of my data being collected

    A faded brass-colored BQAS Bio Quantum Analyse System device, labeled "GESUNDHEITS-CHECK-UP" and "Früherkennung erhöht Heilungschancen," is centered on a dark brown surface. The device features a black interface panel with a red digital 7-segment display, illuminated icons, and a curved grid pattern. It is connected by cables to two silver cylindrical hand grips on either side and has a single cable plugged into the top.
    A silver laptop sits open on a dark brown, worn vinyl examination table, displaying a German software program titled "BIOS-BIO QUANTUM ANALYSIS SYSTEM" with various patient information fields. To the right of the laptop lies a brown knitted glove, and in the background, potted house plants sit on a windowsill with closed blinds.
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  • treejo@plasmatrap.com
    Aug 28, 2026, 2:30 PM

    ah and the guy who owns the device really seems like a medical tech bro
    he is a licensed physiotherapist but the words he uses to describe things make me believe he hears a lot of esoterical stuff
    also my mother complains to me about some of the courses he recommends to her

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  • violet :verified_trans:ultraviolet@bark.lgbt
    Aug 28, 2026, 2:47 PM

    @treejo that might have been a scientologist, that looks like the e-meter (picture attached) and the thing you went through sounds like an audit session. i would advise caution as they're kinda culty. they basically follow the teachings of this science fiction writer/pseudoscientist from california in the 60s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientol

    a device with a meter that attaches to two cans that are held
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  • treejo@plasmatrap.com
    Aug 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

    @ultraviolet@bark.lgbt lmao i didn't know scientologists use shit like that ​:cat_pointandlaugh:​
    from the way things were communicated to me it seems more like it's a community built around the health products (essential oils, supplements, probiotics and devices) from a couple of companies with a focus on personal health and bringing your body into balance on multiple levels
    all in all probably a similar kind of bs like the scientologists, but instead of making up psychological evaluations it's physiological/nutritional ones

    i really hate how arbitrary/imprecise everything gets described so i'm definitely not gonna continue doing things like that
    probably gonna tell my mother that i think the results are mostly based more on the numbers that were entered manually before the "measurements" took place

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