*clonk clonk* THAT’S LAUNDRY NOISE

"what's in my pants"

legs!

oh charming, and I'll need to run an older encfs branch, someone has "learned rust" by clauding it up

and when I consider the phrase "encfs on udf"

I'm horrified

but that might be the most portable thing?

petitioning to move Cybersecurity Awareness to April

in honor of four

oh huh it *is* still Cybersecurity Awareness Month

ARE YOU FUCKING AWARE YET

*sigh*

*removes a security group ingress rule*

kyubeyctl (lies, do not attempt controlling kyubey THIS IS A BAD PLAN)

having an absolute shitfit at people suggesting grammarly and "writing tools" to make me sound "professional"

NO. I AM MISSPELLING THIS AND WORDING ODDLY ON PURPOSE.

THIS IS MY VOICE, FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT

this implies GNU is a kind of malware

and I'm not sure that's wrong

POSIXLY_ILL

catching the virus that makes your system POSIXLY

your recovery code is 8675309

it's either this or an uncrustable ISN'T

positing in chat that pop tarts are a kind of sandwich, expressly to start fights

Nivea Shield

tripping people up with "do you want your iced coffee sauced or unsauced?"

you got to pick up every stitch

moving to regulate AI under the Nevada Gaming Commission would be really, really funny

wishing every PBX owner a very "fix your shit"