Video games that update every single week are a royal pain in the arse. Do you really think our time and storage space is unlimited?

Proof. Photo credit goes to my spouse

I'm a copywriter. When clients want to make changes that make their advert much worse, I often allow their bad suggestions because I want their ad to be as unpersuasive as possible, and for their company to do worse as a result. I hate advertising, so it feels like doing my bit.

Also saw a great gray shrike, which was a first for me! What an incredibly cool bird. Looks like it was designed by an Italian.

took a hike today

computer hardware has the problem of induced demand just like multi-lane highways. You add a lane, the traffic increases to fill that same lane. Congestion is just as bad as before. You add a few GiBs of RAM or another CPU core and the hardware demands of software increase to fill up that free real estate. Hardware usage is just as bad as before.

After decades of working overtime 🥵 and saving every penny 🤑, I was finally able to afford my own real estate 🥰 can't wait to move in! 🤩

When I know my dad is going to visit my house, I always make sure there is something wrong for him to "fix". Like I might loosen a pipe so it leaks a little, for example. He's such a dad that he's truly so happy and smiley when he has fixed something for his daughter.

Partner:in: achte mal auf die Geschwindigkeit. Da vorne kommt ein Blitzer
Ich: ja ja, ich bin kalkuliert drüber

Tatsächlich ist das insgesamt meine Lebenseinstellung: kalkuliert drüber

jensen huang muss gehen weil er 3 leute fuckt
cdu fuckt einfach das ganze land und darf bleiben

Impressed with my new shaver, which I used for almost 6 months without needed to charge it. Told all my mates to get one due to the brilliant battery life. Recently discovered my wife charges it for me.

if you're cold, the package is too. bring it inside

mail loneliness epidemic

@kiwi hi, what are your pronouns and what is your stance on lockheed martin pride socks?

@weirdonwheels a perilous stage of Jeep mitosis

Nice try, Sam Altmann!

@weirdonwheels Jeeeeep

My mother-in-law was in Morocco and saw this monstrosity, and apparently it actually drives!
https://www.thedrive.com/news/this-double-wide-jeep-wrangler-is-real-and-actually-drives
#weirdCarMastodon

if a nazi tries to start a fight, be the better person. beat them to death with your bare hands