Someone glitched an NVIDIA mining card into a full A100 by hijacking the card’s own voltage regulator, with max. 48h of glitching per unlock.
https://blog.kate.land/posts/using-voltage-glitching-to-unlock-the-a100/
Dukat: Today is cancelled.
Dukat: Tomorrow is on thin fucking ice.
New government advice: stock up on three days supply of food, bottled water, and emails.
Flohmarkt im CVJM Berlin. Braucht noch wer ein DECT #40C3 Jackpot
My trick remains answering trivia questions before the question is finished because I've learned your opponent is the quiz compiler, not the questions, and trivia outside of memorising sports scores is a finite resource.
"Which golden age actress was also a-"
"Hedy Lamarr."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!??!"
My high-powered, executive-level, breadwinning wife's current party trick is that if you name any British comedian, she'll tell you the four others that appeared on Taskmaster with them.
and 2501, of course
Well, fuck. Was distracted yesterday.
https://www.andrewt.net/puzzles/ronin/
I know it's only with musl and no PAM but I have shipped multiple embedded systems that match that description
why do people call LLM training on public website data “AI Copyright Infringement” when “six finger discount” is right there
OH: Es ist wichtig, zu priorisieren. Es bringt nichts, wegen zehn oder zwanzig Sachen auf einmal in Panik zu geraten. Vier oder fünf reichen völlig!
HOWLING
RE: https://mastodon.social/@rgarner/117556896025660928
"Couldn't get a Republican elected in Texas" is the new "couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery."
Garak: Just remember every time you look up at the moon I too will be looking at a moon.
Garak: Not the same moon obviously. That's impossible.
Me today.
What is interesting about this, and sort of tangentially how I found it out, is this means there are ranges of number that (I think anyway) can be dialled on TWO international dialling prefixes.
+44 28 8728 7000
or
+353 48 8728 7000
I think this works, or mostly works, and I'm not sure it was part of the intended design.
But it certainly seems to work, in at least some circumstances.
RE: https://mastodon.nl/@at5RSSbot/117541581765280099
so, the Dutch news does an elaborate bit every year where, with a completely straight face, as if it’s literal factual news, they report on a last-second disaster that has befallen Sinterklaas on his journey to deliver presents to the children of the Netherlands, and the urgent hard work to overcome it and deliver the presents on time
Headline: all the piet costumes were destroyed in a drycleaning fire. Everyone’s scrambling to replace the costumes in time for the Amsterdam piets
I thought this was the bit. It’s not. A disaster has actually befallen Sinterklaas. And the article clarifies it’s literally true and not a bit
(NB: most people in NL don’t do the racist piet thing anymore. They are normal non-weird costumes)
Funniest time zone fail today goes to pebble, with this amazing late update with release notes