Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼♀️Ashedryden@xoxo.zone
Nov 11, 2026, 11:10 PMI like that having an affair is career ending, but rigging the global tech economy and doing massive environmental damage is not.
Coolcoolcool.
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Nov 11, 2026, 11:14 PM@Ashedryden My first thought was "why didn't the stock tank this much when he admitted not knowing his own home address"
Carina C. Zonacczona@hachyderm.ioNov 11, 2026, 11:31 PM@Ashedryden yeah, "my technology will put everyone out of work then kill off humanity in some sci-fi nonsense scenario and btw me and my customers are faking earnings by passing around the aame 1 trillion dollar promissory note" doesn't shake the market's faith, but the affairs do. Do investors think NVIDIA is a church?
Sen the Illustrated DM :nonbinary:epiceneVivant@mas.toNov 12, 2026, 1:29 AM@cczona @Ashedryden Possibly. I'm prepared to believe that tech CEOs hold the same status/position/impunity as holy men in previous eras and other parts of the world.
Victoria :3 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸tragivictoria@mastodon.com.plNov 12, 2026, 1:34 PM@cczona @Ashedryden i dream of the day when stock markets will all be burned to the ground
Nov 11, 2026, 11:32 PM@Ashedryden Eeeep.
Rev. Nathanrevndm@queer.coolNov 11, 2026, 11:33 PM
Kristopher Johnsonoldmankris@mastodon.xyzNov 12, 2026, 2:05 AM@Ashedryden An angry spouse with no prenup is a greater danger to the business than anything society can do.
Sharp LeavesBoysenberryCider@mastodon.socialNov 12, 2026, 2:28 AM@Ashedryden IMO (conspiracy ahead) it’s more likely Huang was circumventing restrictions.
He puts on a show of how this spying case, sorry, saucy affair, affected his family, because Mr Cool in his leather jacket (BTW, have you seen his post affair jacket with the studs? Fresh2deth) couldn't say no to da ladies.
For that and some photos of his sad wife, he might dodge criminal liability, and Nvidia and the US government avoid awkward questions about how much they knowingly allowed IP theft.
PeachMcDPeachMcD@union.placeNov 12, 2026, 3:27 AMIt's kinda like how, when we finally deal w the #EpsteinFiles it will end more careers than funding #Genocide & shredding the #Constitution
Annika Backstromannika@xoxo.zoneNov 12, 2026, 8:24 AM@Ashedryden I was gonna say "people can't make money off the affairs" but Polymarket exists, so…
Nov 12, 2026, 8:30 AM@Ashedryden Perfect example of how monogamy is a part of the patriarchy (and with that of kyriarchy), while "not doing scams all the time" and "not destroying the environment" are merely wild ideas from some weird leftists. If you go against the power structure the consequences are severe and immediate (even if it's done by men who are of course generally more permitted to be "unfaithful"), while if you live accordingly nothing happens…
Noodlemaznoodlemaz@mstdn.gamesNov 12, 2026, 8:52 AM@Ashedryden very much doubt his career is over tbh.
